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fucking.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_4676.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>The third gate at the bottom of the hill.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_4671.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4671</image:title><image:caption>A beautiful view of West Covina. :) At least, I think that's West Covina. I'm pretty sure it is though.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_4667.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>The second gate at the end of the neighborhood - way past the first gate.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_4665.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>The main entrance to Galster Park. This was also the sight of the red flashing lights I was telling ya'll about.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-23T15:09:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatfemasian.com/2013/06/06/the-little-couple-season-6-needs-to-hurry-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/bk0p23dceaa4zvd-large.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Twitter (JenArnoldMD)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-23T15:09:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatfemasian.com/2013/06/08/my-review-the-purge/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/bmlgxajcyaa-0tg-large.png</image:loc><image:title>BMLgXAjCYAA-0tg.png-large</image:title><image:caption>Twitter (UniversalHorror)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-23T15:09:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatfemasian.com/2013/06/09/niko-and-i-universal-studios/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_4960.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4960</image:title><image:caption>At the Universal City Walk where we walked around and gawked at tourists. Come to think of it, I probably looked like a tourist.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_4949.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4949</image:title><image:caption>CHYEE.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_4935.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4935</image:title><image:caption>No photos my motherfuckin ass.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_4921.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4921</image:title><image:caption>Niko, not so pleased.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_4916.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4916</image:title><image:caption>To my surprise, Niko points out and screams, "WHAT KIND OF SICK AMUSEMENT PARK IS THIS? THERE'S A GLORY HOLE UP HERE!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_4909.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4909</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_4896.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4896</image:title><image:caption>"Lean back and make it look like you're sliding across! Fuck it, this looks fine."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_4890.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4890</image:title><image:caption>Niko, yet again, with a car.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_4886.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4886</image:title><image:caption>Niko with a car.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_4880.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4880</image:title><image:caption>Personally, I think the construction of The Simpsons Ride and its facade, Krustyland is a nod to the creative genius that that is Universal Studios.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-23T15:08:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatfemasian.com/2013/06/10/los-angeles-pride-2013/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_6407.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_6407</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_6082.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_6082</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-23T15:08:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatfemasian.com/2013/06/12/russias-stupid-anti-homosexuality-bill-scapegoats-the-lgbt/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/3538228168_242e8ebd97.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Flickr (DawnOne): Gay Rights Demo in Russia, busted by riot police.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-23T15:08:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatfemasian.com/2013/06/14/monique-stepping-to-success/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/blsy-eeciaambrk-jpg-large.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>BLsY-EeCIAAmbRK.jpg-large</image:title><image:caption>Twitter (MoWorldwide)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/monique.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MoNique</image:title><image:caption>Mo'Nique Tweeted Me! :D</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/bmf7p_ociaemit5-jpg-large.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>MoNique</image:title><image:caption>Twitter (MoWorldwide)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/755px-82nd_academy_awards_monique_and_sidney_hicks.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Mo'Nique in 2010.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-23T15:08:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatfemasian.com/2013/06/14/marriage-redefining-it-is-a-problem-because/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/8739535012_df8cc9e0fb_z.jpg</image:loc><image:title>8739535012_df8cc9e0fb_z</image:title><image:caption>Flickr (FibonacciBlue)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-23T15:08:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatfemasian.com/2013/06/16/sarah-palin-continues-to-spoon-bullshit-still-looks-stupid/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/photo.jpg</image:loc></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/464px-sarah_palin_by_gage_skidmore_2.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Photo by Gage Skidmore</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/photo-on-4-16-13-at-8-02-pm.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Emily and I at Pasadena City College.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-23T15:08:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatfemasian.com/2013/06/17/amanda-bynes-is-actually-just-a-bitch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/amanda.jpg</image:loc><image:title>amanda</image:title><image:caption>Twitter (AmandaBynes)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-23T15:08:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatfemasian.com/2013/06/18/jurassic-park-river-adventure-becomes-luxurious-swimming-pool-for-two-park-guests/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/jurassic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jurassic</image:title><image:caption>Riders await the unloading bay at the Jurassic Park River Adventure ride at Universal Studios. They've been waiting "fucking forever."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/jurassic2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jurassic2</image:title><image:caption>Pictured: Some guy trying to pull the raft toward the opening of the gate barrier.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-23T15:08:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatfemasian.com/2013/06/19/review-dont-think-they-know-chris-brown-feat-aaliyah/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-23T15:08:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatfemasian.com/2013/06/21/pasadena-city-college-students-left-to-drown-in-campus-politics/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/screen-shot-2013-06-20-at-4-54-26-pm.png</image:loc><image:caption>The Courier</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/img_3930.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3930</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-23T15:07:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatfemasian.com/2013/06/22/pasadena-city-college-keeps-extended-spring-disaster-under-wraps/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_4663.jpg</image:loc></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/screen-shot-2013-06-22-at-1-45-37-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2013-06-22 at 1.45.37 AM</image:title><image:caption>The homepage of PCC.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/screen-shot-2013-06-22-at-1-51-52-am.png</image:loc></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-23T15:07:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatfemasian.com/2013/06/25/supreme-courts-ruling-on-vra-of-1965-scares-shit-out-of-this-blogger/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/supremecourt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>supremecourt</image:title><image:caption>Look at Ginsburg trying to distance herself.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-23T15:07:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatfemasian.com/2013/06/30/tonight-we-celebrate-tomorrow-we-work/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_7099.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Passing out Thank You Kris and Sandy posters on San Vincente and Santa Monica Blvd. for the rally.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-23T15:07:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatfemasian.com/2013/07/01/student-loans-why-i-stopped-at-community-college/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-23T15:07:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatfemasian.com/2013/07/02/north-carolina-participates-in-political-shady-shit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/ncsenate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NCSenate</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-23T15:07:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatfemasian.com/2013/07/06/tragic-airline-accident-causes-racist-shitheads-to-flock-to-twitter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/screen-shot-2013-07-06-at-2-00-36-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2013-07-06 at 2.00.36 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/screen-shot-2013-07-06-at-2-00-52-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2013-07-06 at 2.00.52 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/screen-shot-2013-07-06-at-2-03-48-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2013-07-06 at 2.03.48 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/screen-shot-2013-07-06-at-2-04-04-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2013-07-06 at 2.04.04 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/screen-shot-2013-07-06-at-2-04-13-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2013-07-06 at 2.04.13 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/screen-shot-2013-07-06-at-2-07-24-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2013-07-06 at 2.07.24 PM</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-23T15:07:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatfemasian.com/2013/07/14/trayvon-martin-george-zimmerman-protests/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-23T15:07:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatfemasian.com/2013/07/15/george-zimmerman-not-guilty-of-murder-or-manslaughter-perhaps-racial-profiling-definitely/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/img_2654.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>An organized rally for Trayvon Martin at Pasadena City College last year.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-23T15:07:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatfemasian.com/2013/07/16/agnieszka-radwanska-catholic-church-shuns-tennis-star-for-non-titty-non-punani-photoshoot/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/agi7.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Twitter (ARadwanska)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-23T15:07:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatfemasian.com/2013/07/21/the-conjuring-unoriginal-film-that-still-delivers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/bpgeattcyaaljhy-jpg_large.jpeg</image:loc><image:caption>Twitter (@TheConjuring)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-23T15:07:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatfemasian.com/2013/07/31/1117/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/screen-shot-2013-07-31-at-7-15-35-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2013-07-31 at 7.15.35 AM</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-23T15:07:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatfemasian.com/2013/08/06/knotts-scary-farm-becoming-a-monster-part-i/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/photo-1.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Inside Warehouse P</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/photo-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>haunt</image:title><image:caption>The Handbook!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-23T15:07:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatfemasian.com/2013/08/17/words-of-advice-take-care-of-your-car/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title><image:caption>You can't tell, but I'm actually sweating. And possibly dying.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-23T15:06:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatfemasian.com/2013/09/02/dunkin-donuts-charcoal-donut-ad-in-thailand-is-glazed-out-of-proportion/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/1185680_10151704102034877_1646035686_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blackface</image:title><image:caption>The new Dunkin Donuts ad in Thailand for their Charcoal Donut has sparked controversy for its alleged nod to Blackface.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-23T15:06:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatfemasian.com/2013/09/20/guest-blog-are-our-lives-like-ipods-shuffle-feature/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-23T15:06:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatfemasian.com/2013/10/15/knotts-scary-farm-becoming-a-monster-part-ii/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/photo9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title><image:caption>MY VERY FIRST KANDY &lt;3</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/photo8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title><image:caption>Changing rooms.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/photo7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title><image:caption>Our Kandy girl Kim reacts to finding out that the thing we've been leaning on this whole time is a casket.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/photo6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title><image:caption>Jess waiting for dress rehearsal to start.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/photo5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title><image:caption>Someone at Denny's had decided to draw on Kim's car (it's dusty because we have to park on a dirt road), so we added to the mural with, you guessed it, more penises.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/photo4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title><image:caption>Pinocchio's one true wish: to have a penis.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/photo3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title><image:caption>Denny's with the crew!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/photo2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title><image:caption>Tall donkey boy Evan and I.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fatfemasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/photo1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title><image:caption>Dress rehearsals. 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