Category Archives: Celebrities
Pasadena City College: I Just Can’t With Ya’ll
Honestly, I’d kill to be a student journalist at my community college because the shit that has hit the fan has turned into a fucking turd smoothie. Long story short: Dustin Lance Black (yes, girl, the guy who produced Milk) … Continue reading
Agnieszka Radwanska: Catholic Church Shuns Tennis Star For Non-Titty & Non-Punani Photoshoot
Of coooourse, with all good things comes an overreaction. A Polish catholic group has dropped all affiliations with the #4 ranked tennis star after she posed nude for ESPN magazine’s body issue. Krucjata Mlodych, a youth advocacy group that made … Continue reading
Amanda Bynes is Actually Just a Bitch
In a stunning revelation, – the one that kicked up in my spirit while I was cleaning my messy room – I’ve come to decide that Amanda Bynes is actually just a bitch. Let’s give her the benefit of the … Continue reading
Mo’Nique: Stepping to Success
Where Mama Mo’Nique at? For those who are unaware, take a gander at her twitter page and feast your eyes. Sexy curves through the roof! In a day and age where Botox, plastic surgery, pill cocktails, and unhealthy diets is … Continue reading
An Apology to Kim Kardashian
Hi Kim, My name is Neil and I’m a hater. A blatant hater who is quick to throw shade at offenders without giving much of a thought to the very essence of human nature. When you were wearing that tight … Continue reading
I don’t care who did it; Chris Brown needs to calm down.
Chris Brown is being investigated by the Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department about a claim that he and his posse allegedly jumped Grammy nominee, Frank Ocean at a studio parking lot in West Hollywood (of all fucking places). TMZ reported that … Continue reading
Lindsay Lohan is straight up cray.
Gone are the days when us, the gays, looked toward Lindsay Lohan and admired her for her performance in Mean Girls. Also gone is the emotional nostalgia we felt as she walked down the red carpet and we remembered the … Continue reading